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'Well, we'd better call my mother and see if it's okay to leave him....

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"I was almost that last year."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Christmas Pets

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Cat park"

Westminster: The after-party

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Pet Adoptions

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

I'm building a new house here. To my owner over there it's a "pet project." Of course to me, it's just "a project."

Dreams of Spring...

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Too cute for comfort.

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

Extended Stay.

Family looking to buy a dog.

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

Rex talks about his life goals.