Pet Sanctuary Planner Prints

'Well, we'd better call my mother and see if it's okay to leave him....

"I was almost that last year."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Christmas Pets

'It's almost as if they knew!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"Cat park"

Westminster: The after-party

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Pet Adoptions

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'So much for the will! Now, before you start celebrating, I suggest you think about inheritance taxes, because, according to my calculations, you will be left with. . ."

'What does he mean, we're not on the list?'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Dreams of Spring...

Too cute for comfort.

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'Halloween. Why should cats have all the fun?'

Nathan Hale has but one egret.

"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."

"There...that chair, hidden by the plants...that's my secret happy place."

Schrodinger's Cat Sanctuary

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

Extended Stay.

Family looking to buy a dog.

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

Rex talks about his life goals.

Bomb shelters: pessimists...optimists.