Pet Pranks Prints

The first mess.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"She's all over YouTube."

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'Dog got your clog?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Self-walking dog

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

Happy New Year

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Best in Heat.

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."