Funny Pet Antics Prints

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The Goalkeeper

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No need to shout.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

'Who are you and what do you want?'

Dog Walking on Stilts

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

Hang Time Fido

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

'Play dead.'

"You know what I love? Rolling in dead squirrel." "Oh, my God, yes! How about peeing on the floor at Petco?!" "Wait, wait–what's the farthest distance either of you have rubbed your butt across a carpet?!"

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."