Doggie Pranks Prints

'Oh no, they're back!'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"What other tricks does he need?"

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

Pet owner pours out contents of treats for dog that are oddly shaped. Box titled: 'Funny Bones'.

"I'll roll over but I refuse to play dead."

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"She never took to the leash."

"The dog wants out again!"

'I knew I should have used mistletoe instead of catnip.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"My human can't tell which end is which."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Cruel Pet Tricks

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

"How's tricks?"

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Tony's dog always brought him to his slippers.

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"Better than a hunting dog - she sniffs out wifi hotspots."