Pet Parodist Pillows

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

'Look, when you made an appointment for me to treat a rattlesnake bite,...

"That's the preacher's dog."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs life

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Cats at private view

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Clown walks balloon dog

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

'We're sure they're in there... but we're not certain if they have weapons of mass destruction.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"