Pet Parent To The Unusual Mugs

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

he used to belong to a cartoonist

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

A child and his dog

Pampered Pets.

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"You stop it, now!"

"It's only the wind."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

"Is our owner hot?"

Non-working dog, please help

'We really should get him chipped.'

Bad Dog

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'TB or not TB, that is the question.'

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

"He's my discomfort animal."

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

"Our flying monkeys really seem to be hitting it off."

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

Toddler sharing dog food