Pet Parent To The Unusual Mugs

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

A Man and His Cat Read the Financial News.

A child and his dog

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

"It's only the wind."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"You stop it, now!"

"Is our owner hot?"

"Dear God, no! Not her first edition of 'Franny and Zooey'! You've ruined us!!"

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

Non-working dog, please help

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

Bad Dog

'We really should get him chipped.'

"Your offer to compromise has been rejected and your dog has been cast out."

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Tell you what. Let's corner a cat and play 'good dog - bad dog'.'

'Pet, we've got to talk.'

'Well, I don't happen to believe you went there.'

"He's my discomfort animal."

Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole

"Meet my first dog. I've named him 'Security Question.'"

Toddler sharing dog food

101 uses of a dead cat: wind vane.