Pet Parent Sibling Pillows

"Is your regret that there were three of them or that they were blind?"

"Have you seen Spot lately?"

'Be fair with your morning walk, Marmaduke. Give him a chance to wake up.'

"I'm no mongrel, I'm a labro-doodle-collie-whippet!"

"I think the dog want's to stay in tonight, Jennifer!"

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Playing Fetch.

Polly txt speak

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Why do they do that?"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Quick, start the car!"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Raw food, after you leave for work.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Cat Nip.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"He was a very good boy."