Pet Paperwork Puzzler Mugs

'Adopt a policy.'

Barks in code.

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Murder in Apartment 6-K

'Oh don't listen to him! Norman wasn't a motivational guru... he was just that cat in those silly 'hang in there' posters.'

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Man to pets about upside down house: 'I don't care who started it!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"It's a bit of a surprise. He has eaten people before, but only when he felt threatened. Your husband must have provoked him."

"My client was across town at the time of the murder, as a quick sniff of Exhibit A will demonstrate."

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'This won't take long, nurse. This is the dog that got my best friend last summer.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Good book?'

'What makes you say the medication I prescribed for Fido is causing side effects?' 'Meow.'

Cookie Thief

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Wanted dog! reward!

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

"Can you train him to bite my husband whenever the trash gets full?"

"Look, if it wasn’t me and it wasn’t you, who was doing all the snoring?!"

No, I seriously doubt a DNA test would exonerate you.

'Hey,mom-have you seen my pet frog?'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."