Pet Dynamics Puzzler Mugs

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"They didn't have a cone that fit my head."

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Right, you peck his left paw, I'll go for the right one.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

Parrot annoying dog.

'The cat did it.'

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

You're right! She's mad because we got her a small rodent for her birthday last year, too.

'You can speed it up if you want.'

"What?!"

Dog: "Have you noticed? He looks more like me all the time."

'Uh-Oh! There goes the neighborhood.'

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

Will be back at 4...

'The Pied Piper routine has got to stop.'

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

"Between being totally aloof or obsessively curious, it's a full day."

Alpha dog

"I don't believe I belong here."

Pets Plus Complaints,

"If dogs had cell phones... Hi, Carl. It’s me again. I know you’re just going out to the mailbox but I was wondering if you’re ever returning. What’s the rush."

"You treat me like a dog."

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."