Pet Pampering Guru Prints

"You don't think we put too much pressure on him to win Crufts do you?"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

I guess she had other plans for you.

Bathing the dog

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Dogs can dream too.

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Taking goldfish for a walk.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

My Bowl Is Empty.

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

The Clipping

'We spoil that dog.'

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

Dog Jogger

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'