Pet Pampering Virtuoso Prints

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Why Poodles Become Killers

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

Dogs can dream too.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Pampered Pets.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

My Bowl Is Empty.

"You're spoiling that dog again!"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

The Clipping

'Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, what's that YOU'RE eating?!'

"Kibbled, canned and frozen were non-starters. But he'll often accept a ice ribeye as long as it's been properly dry aged."

Dog Jogger

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'

"You knew I was a clean breed when you got me."

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

"Are you going to finish that? I'm auditioning for a 'That Cat Is Too Damn Fat' video."

"The bad news is, no walk. The good news is, unlimited belly rubs, chase around the dining room table, salmon for dinner, and you're on my bed tonight."

"... and just a pinch of catnip for Oscar."

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

"Happy 126th birthday, girl!"