Pet-obsessed Family Member Pillows

"Your love gives me strength."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Don't even think about it."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"Fetch! What about a please?"

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"What's worse, that or this?"

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Fleas Navidad.

'It all started with them sending me outside to do my 'business'.'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

Cat Graduation

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

"I wasn't dead yet."

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''