Pet-obsessed Family Member Pillows

"Your love gives me strength."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Don't even think about it."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"Fetch! What about a please?"

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"What's worse, that or this?"

Cat does not want to chase the stick.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

"You're spoiling that dog!"

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'It all started with them sending me outside to do my 'business'.'

'I don't think that brand of cat food is very healthy.'

'Where does Doctor Davis practice?...'

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

"I wasn't dead yet."

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

''No' means, 'Don't do that while I'm in the room.''

'Coming through a pet door isn't as easy as it looks.'