Pet Mini-explorer Gifts

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Bike Rides

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Trainset

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

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Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Exploring in the countryside.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Chaironaut

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

Sniffing Zoo

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"Okay, the first rule of rolling in s***e club is no one talks about rolling in s***e club."

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

"He's into binge fetching."

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

Look, someone with a bigger beak than mine...

Alpha dog