Pet Mini-explorer Gifts

'Which way to the 'Waterworld' exhibit?'

Bike Rides

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Trainset

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

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The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

Chaironaut

Exploring in the countryside.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'Byt the way, what have you been eating? Because your crap tastes like crap!'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

Sniffing Zoo

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

"But I told you he was a cross breed when you bought it!"

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

Sale: All mice 1/2 off!

"Hey, we're working our asses off here!"

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm."

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

"Dang it, we're still between the windows - doesn't the GPS show where we got in?"

"He's into binge fetching."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"I'm looking for a rattle that both informs and entertains."