Pet Lover With A Sense Of Irony T-Shirts

'How many times did I say it? Rex, I said, don't go too close to the cliff.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

'You could always say the dog ate your lesson plan.'

Gym Dog

Roget's Pet

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

Litteratti K9s.

"He ran out of pee."

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Teacher's pet dog

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Beware of SUV.'

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'The butler did it.'

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

"Would you thrive in a hostile work environment?"

Houdini's Dog

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"One more question. Would you mind if corporate implanted a chip between your shoulder blades?"

'How to make money in the stock market.'

"I promised him he could have a pet."

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Tonight... Hemingway."