Pet Justice Fanatic Pillows

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Epic Battles

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

Mou...Man trap!

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

A Lawyer's Closing Arguments Wins the Support of the Jury

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'Must you be so judgemental?'

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

'It drives me crazy when people whine about the collapse of the system!'

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

Law 'N' Order

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"And today if the prosecutor says 'Liar, liar, pants on fire,' do not turn around to check."

"It's not really perjury if you're a compulsive liar."

'How do you like THAT disparate impact?'

"Well, perhaps 'guilty' is too strong a word."

Natural Selection: Animal Defense Mechanisms

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

'You're my 100,000th conviction... so, I'm going to take 25 off your sentence.'

Audiovisual law