Pet Jokers Gifts

"But the doctor said I should drink more fluids."

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Cats at private view

Dogs life

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."