Pet Investor Pillows

'But he doesn't want to chase sticks - He likes to follow the stock market!'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'The good news is I had a very good year.'