Pet Indulgent Pillows

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'Super Dog'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Make your resolutions achievable.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Alright, alright! I'll stop buying the cheap stuff, OK?"

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

'I'll have toast and he'll have a complete dog's breakfast.'

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'Click it or ticket.'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Pet Pony

K9 Literati.

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Good book?'

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

A girl with a dog and balloons

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'