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'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Happy New Year

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

Best in Heat.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."