Dog Prankster T-Shirts

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'I did it all from memory.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."