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'I find it's much more amusing to bury a phone.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello, Pine Grove Elementary? Could you tell Miss Pritchard to come to Lakeview Veterinarian Clinic right away?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'He ate all the magnets off of the refrigerator.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

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"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"