Doggie Pranksters T-Shirts

'I find it's much more amusing to bury a phone.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Self-walking dog

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Dog got your clog?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Back to the Holidays

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

Happy New Year