Pet Care Prankster Prints

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Pssst. Fake poop."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"And always remember...If you're going to be sick, always do it on the carpet. It's more absorbent."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Dog got your clog?'

Self-walking dog

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"Yes, we've not told you before about bringing your cat to work... we thought it was just a plush toy!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'What - this is no parrot? Are you sure? The pet shop salesman is such an idiot! He should really look for a new job, eh?'

Happy New Year

Best in Heat.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."