Pet Broadcaster Gifts

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'I'll be glad when winter is over and he can start buryi8ng bones again.'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Dogs life

Cats at private view

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

'Out, damned Spot.'

Cats are under tremendous peer pressure to remain useless.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Clown walks balloon dog

David Attenborough's Morning

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

'Now cut that out!'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'I got 397 dead birds and the mayor breathing down my neck. So, is this our perp or just another copycat?'

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"