Pet Bonding Enthusiast Pillows

A man and his dog glued to their phones

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'It's good to talk.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

'Made your point.'

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"I did it!"

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

Man and dog both have leashes.

Snack Time

'What goes on in the woods stays in the woods.'

Supper.

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'