Pet Bonding Enthusiast Pillows

A man and his dog glued to their phones

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"Now this is a dog park!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"We pride ourselves on defying expectations."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'It's good to talk.'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

"I don't know how I'd make it through this without you." "Food."

'I had to make him my best man. He's my best friend.'

'Made your point.'

'Honestly, I never know if I'm coming or going.'

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"I did it!"

"He's not my dog, he's my partner."

"Baldo, I think we should meet once a week for dinner."

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

"Sometimes, old things need to be replaced.... That was purely an observation and in no way a metaphorical piece of fatherly wisdom."

Man and dog both have leashes.

'I think he's getting serious. He's laughing at Daddy's jokes.'

Supper.

'Want to watch the Father-Son talk greatest hits?'

'What goes on in the woods stays in the woods.'

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