Bonding With Pets Pillows

'Made your point.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Cat king.

"I yip, therefore I am."

Animal Actors

Dog Love.

"Now this is a dog park!"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

"I found your cat."

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

"See? It's water, not cats and dogs. I was speaking figuratively."

"Unlike the case for dogs, the people that cats own don't grow to look like them. I mean, seriously, what human could look as good as this?"

"Our new dog seems to be really, really shy!"

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"I have to bring him with me otherwise he wouldn't let me indoors."

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"