Pet Alternative Seeker Prints

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"Pick me!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Dog says hi to a cat.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Dog admiring hot dog

Pet Cow

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

Big Dogs, Little People.

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Get a dog."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

It's one of those cognitive improvement programs...supposed to teach old dogs new tricks.

Pets past...Did you know?

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

'We're not really vegetarians, but we would like something that died of natural causes.'

Documentary Proof: A dog lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"The sad point is that my best friends are the professional dog-walker and the dog-groomer: I hardly ever see my master..."

Ruth began to regret visiting the homoeopathic practitioner.