Pet Alternative Seeker Mugs

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"Pick me!"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

Dog says hi to a cat.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"Do you think Papi will let us have a puppy?"

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

"I'm getting out of the dog walking business! Last night I chased a cat up a tree!"

Dog admiring hot dog

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I keep him?'

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

Pet Cow

Doggie Heaven

"A vegetarian option...? Certainly Madam, through the door on your left."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Get a dog."

'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

'Will you fill my cat's litter box, please?'

Big Dogs, Little People.

It's one of those cognitive improvement programs...supposed to teach old dogs new tricks.

Pets past...Did you know?

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

Parrot: 'Don't put your finger in there, he bites!'

'We're not really vegetarians, but we would like something that died of natural causes.'

Documentary Proof: A dog lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

Ruth began to regret visiting the homoeopathic practitioner.