Pest Pun Enthusiast Mugs

"How many times have I got to tell you?...Stay out of that stuff!"

Lawyer Repellant

"I think we have an ant problem"

A scratch of fleas

'I've completed my inspection. You've got termites...I had no idea they were carnivores.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

A Creature WAS Stirring

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Accept cookies?

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

North Pole.

'Waiter! There's no hair in my soup!'

Flytrap nerd.

Weather forecast

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"No, I'm afraid I don't know how much wood a woodchuck could chuck." "We're beavers."

Practical Woodworm...

"In a world where cockroaches are cute"

'They're for a friend.'

'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio.'

'That's weird, do you smell barbecue sauce, Sarah'

'You have mistle-TOE.'