Pest Control Punster Gifts

Woodworm surrenders with a white flag, as man treats floorboards with woodworm killer.

'Hold it. It's Uncle Ezra!'

"Don't do it! You've got so much to live for!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Sweep the board.

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Dogs life

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Giant slug attacks a city

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"