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People intimidated by a little mouse.

'I found the termites!'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Fighting the Zika Virus

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

A dog catcher catching a dog catching a cat catching a bird catching a fly.

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

Flies up the ante!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

Product Testing Department

"You've got a real fungus problem. You'll have to move out until it's taken care of."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

Spiders all over the place, "Hello, Guiness book of records?"

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'