Pessimistic Humor Seeker T-Shirts

"There'll be no fortune for the foreseeable future"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'Barnhill from Marketing will present our economic projections.'

"What? You were expecting good news? Expectations are so-o-o-o passe."

Misfortune cookies

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

'We made it, Happy New Year.'

Doomsdayers recycle pamphlets in case they are wrong.

'Look at that lunatic...'

"The nice thing about being a fruit fly is you only have to listen to one news cycle."

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

A giant squid gets "Life Sucks" tattooed on its tentacles.

Look at the bright side. The I.R.S. says obesity is a disease, so your office visits are tax deductible.

"First they make you button your own shirt, then they make you tie your own shoes...you gotta ask yourself ? where's this all heading?"

'Do we have to go through this every year Henman says he can win Wimbledon?'

Half Full/Half Empty

'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....'

"President Elect Donald Trump was killed today. . . when he was crushed under the wight of his own ego."

'The bad news is the price of gas is going up. The good news is since I lost my job I've got nowhere to go anyway.'

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

Pessimists Anonymous - chart.

The whine of the month selection - Why me?

'The glass is half-full divorce lawyers, , , The glass is empty bankruptcy attorneys,'

'Surprised you made it this far. No one likes a know-it-all.'

"We're waiting for the land to slide before we actually build on it."

Bird Flu Hysteria.