Persuasive Speaker Pillows

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"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Hanging off every word...

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Courage. Love.

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"I think I can". (train)

Presentation skills.

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'