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'It's not fair. You have classes and pep talks on selling and I have to resist all on my own.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'It wasn't so much a hostile takeover as it was a best 2 out of 3 pillow fight.'

'Your smile came in a distant third.'

Debate Club Note

I'm just a pollster, ma'am - I have no idea which candidate is a cat person.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"You don't need to be anti-white to be pro-black."

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'Sir, you have a couple of salesmen laying for you out here.'

". . .and so the Defense rests, based on those facts, to the best of my manipulation."

Dadonomics

"We did our best to convince them, now it's up to how gullible they are."

'Have you managed to persuade Tiddles to use the new cat-flap yet Dear?'

"Does he respond better to a confident approach or a groveling approach?"

"Do you need me to write in big letters for you?"

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

I think you'd make a persuasive salesman.

Small Talk Outlet

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'Why yes. We do owe you a very large rebate!'

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

Puck Building Shoot-out

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"I'm the most pathetic man on earth."

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Of course, not everybody can face this kind of responsibility."