Personalized License Plates T-Shirts

NOT 2B

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

"Perfect."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

Sailor and car

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"You bought an airbrush?"

'Do you ever feel the trend to serve meals in towers is getting ridiculous?'

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'

'Darren always has to go one better.'

Things you don't want to hear on a blind date.

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

Bob's Apartment

Suddenly Jimmy didn't feel so alone in the world.

My other car is on top of this one.

'I got Norman a personalised number plate that reflects character.' NON NTT

"Riding Low magazine sent me some cool wallpapers!"

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'Fins are back.'

Big Man Baby On Board

'your personalised number-plate says it all...'

'I tried to get the numberplate PEN 15 but it had gone.'

"Dad, everyone is putting their names on their car! It's about being the coolest you can be!"

"So you're turning this into a lowrider?"

"Why would I put my name on my car?"