Personalized Learning Lover Pillows

"One nice thing about home schooling is you never get a teacher you don't like."

A Puppet Named Juan

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"I'm still pre-literate."

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

Carrot VS Stick

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Education and Apprenticeships

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"I hope someday someone steals my identity and makes something out of my life."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Are you there now, Linda? Are you in that happy, safe place that brings you peace and assurance, and deep contentment?"

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

'Guess what! I got my act together! And this is it!'

"Is this the home that needs an exorcism on a gamer?"

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

Game Addiction

Just one of the many ways self-help books can improve people's lives.

Education.

'I'm here to help, you can tell me anything in complete confidence Jane, Jill...whatever your name is!'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'No, the book you want isn't in our self-help section. It's probably under personal growth or finding yourself or possibly ego awareness.'

The college of my choice.

"This boy's getting to be too smart."

'A PhD in baton passing goes to...'