Personalized Items Mugs

'We were having some trouble getting the alphabet soup out of your sweater until we realized that the 'G' and 'L' was your monogram.'

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Things are looking up!"

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

A tailor measuring a large man

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

An old mod has customised his mobility scooter.

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear."

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

A Close Call

Nice custom job, Bill!

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Baldo, there's a lowrider at the other end of the mall!"

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Where did you get that awesome ringtone?"

Sailor and car

NOT 2B

Eggs to order!

"Is it day or night, officer?"

"Have you got anything that doesn't look like a pressure gauge from the Titanic?"

"My cousin souped up his car. Then he lost his job."

'I decided to pimp my wheelbarrow.'

"You bought an airbrush?"

People wait in line at the post office; a poster on the wall advertises "New! You face on a stamp! $50".

Bob's Apartment