Custom Gifts Mugs

Eggs to order!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

Christmas Presents.

Santa called but you were out!

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'They were all out of roses.'

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Valentines Day truck

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

How the gift registry should really work

A tailor measuring a large man

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"Do you have a Venus Fly Trap?"

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.