Personal Presentation Gifts

"Yay! Bad hair day!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Lethal Presentation

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

Blue sky thinking

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Direct Marketing...

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."