Personal Presentation Gifts

"Yay! Bad hair day!"

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"Hmmm ... that's interesting. Now, what about ideas that don't suck - do you have any of those?"

Lethal Presentation

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'...and so you see our profits, not unlike Sir Isaac Newton, have felt the effects of gravity.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Blue sky thinking

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"It's confusing when everybody has a pointer."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Direct Marketing...

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."