Personal Growth Junkie Gifts

'Have you considered getting a life-coach?'

A person trying to stop over-consuming, but not being able to find out how to.

Bob Found A Different Yardstick For Success And he Felt Swell

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"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"And that's when it hit me: I'm a narcissist."

"Can I really change?"

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

Others will fight for you

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Reach for the Star.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Try thinking about something else."

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

That party went well.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You left your demons here last week."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'

"You need to justify your own existence first."

After years of intense inner work, Bill finally got his life completely in balance. That's when he noticed the new loose thread.

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.