Personal Finance Apps Pillows

"With this app, I can track my savings. It counts cash, categorizes cash, and calculates cash interest."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Will work for ETFs

Watering Money

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

Music downloads

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

All the apps hidden within a phone

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Standard & Poor

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

'The scariest story I know is escalating health care costs.'

God's Phone

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."