Person Struggling With Dieting Prints

"I try to watch what I eat, but my eyes aren't what they used to be."

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Would you like to see today's liquidized menu?"

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

Shrink

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'I'm sick of fast food. I mean, look at the legs on that thing.'

'This cola only has half the calories, so if I only drink half that would be no calories!'

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. Its print out says 'I Quit!'.

"You research diets, then order junk food online. Your computer isn't broken, it's just confused."

The real reason salad aids weight loss

Woman and scales.

'For gods sake get back, there's a triple chocolate fudge cake in there!'

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

The Fat-Free Mayo Clinic.

'Two more strawberry creams and that's my ' five a day' taken care of....'