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"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Flower growing from a bomb.

Neverending Task.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Davy Crocat

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"Mommy you're perfect!"

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Well, I admire your resilience."

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'

Clive James

"Please don't feel it necessary to make conversation."

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

'No, sir, we don't have a big noise. We have a chief librarian.'

"You will have my dead body but not my obedience."

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

Sword swallower's groin extends as if its the sword

Bob didn't win the race. He was just better - looking.

After forty-odd years, Joan finally gets a 'hole in one'!

Short as he was, Dave was confident his endurance would see him through this round.

Race to the top

Tiny man and the chained door.

A hard rider jumps quickly over a stile and knocks down two quiet riders

He waited patiently, but his chips refused to fall.

'I find that if you want to reach your goal sooner, double your failure rate.'

'I may not know much about art, but I do know what I like. Have you heard me purr yet?'

"Gracie, how can you appreciate being full...if you've never been hungry?"

"Once you've stood up for one actor, you're not allowed to sit back down for the next."