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Reader's Block

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Sometimes Peter I wish it would just stay as water."

"Needs to get a life"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

The New Normal

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Frog Baby Names

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Writer

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

The sad case of the blind-men and the elephant.

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Gotta cut back on my binge thinking."

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"That would've gone better if I'd gotten here with my gift list instead of my spelling list."

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Al, you look nonplussed. I just heard that they discovered a new astrological sign, and my birthday now falls under the sign of the jackass.

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Fingers

James Russell Lowell

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

The Good Samaritan.