Perpetual Peacemaker Gifts

'A moment of silence? If only that were possible.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

Noise Pollution

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

Alien attack in the 1950s

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Unsettlements.

Middleast Peace

Boss

Gaza escalation

Middle East Peace Process.

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

Myanmar Peace Talk