Chronic Peacemaker Gifts

'Wow, if peas in a pod can't get along, things are worse than I thought.'

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Middleast Peace

Middle East Peace Process.

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Macron and Putin Talk

Boss

Gaza escalation

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Unsettlements.

"There seems to be a difference of opinion as to how to implement the co-operative learning program!"

World peace...Guns 'R' Us

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'Hang on Darling, charging blindly is not the answer to everything: Let's try diplomacy...'

'Let's arbitrate.'

A policeman and protester in the same family.

Myanmar Peace Talk