Permaculture Pioneer T-Shirts

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"States of tofu"

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Bird Bath.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'New Barbeque.'

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

Some genetically engineered pig

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Hydroponic Gardening

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

Arctic Hothouse

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house...'

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

Chelsea flower show sewage

"Legally, we're a farm."

The Golfer Gardener