Perks Purveyor Pillows

'We have something with terrific fringe benefits. No salary - just fringe benefits.'

'These are job perks.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Perks

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Our dental plan consists of a toothbrush and toothpaste.

I'm trying to figure out what drives you... A new company car would be nice.

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

CEO Incentives

'The company had a good quarter, so we've decided to give you that company vehicle you've been wanting.'

'Never forget that the best things in life are freebies.'

"It's come to my attention that one of you hasn't taken advantage of the company's free gym membership."

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."

Employee Benefits

'We can't offer you the satisfaction of a gratifying career, but how does a paid week off and dental sound?'

May I have your frequent flier points and corporate parking space, sir?

'Why, there isn't even a company folder for 'Perks'!'

Appointment for Central London Executive - With Car and Parking Space

What about the company car you promised?

"We could hire another accountant and secretary, but wouldn't it be fun to have a barista?"

"We offer medical, life and home insurance. Car insurance, paid vacations and stock options. Daycare. One drawback: no salary."

"...and, as well as your salary, you will be eligible for company transport - a pair of our latest running shoes."

"Now you've told everyone how importatn you are, would you like an upgrade to first class and a complimentary foot massage?"

"Yes, you will get a company car. It'll have a big, blue flashing light on the roof!"

'This is a great place to work...They give you a day off every time you get married!'

"I don't mind the raise as much as the private bathroom."

"I wanted a job with a few perks."

"I'd leave this job, but I haven't found another company with a cotton candy machine."

"Working here includes some pretty sweet perks."

Chester sat quietly as he enjoyed one of the perks that came with his job.