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'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Bravo!"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Hey Neil, you wanna come hang out with us today?"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Hey! There's a hair in my soup!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Mime marriage.

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

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'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

Living with a cataholic.

"Don’t worry. You’re looking at the Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School long-jump champion."

'Harvey, I'm afraid the dog has the mailman intimidated.'

True Mime

Trilby - 'Petits bonheurs de contrebande'.

'Well, was the news good today?'

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

"In heaven there are no trees."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Tightrope Walker.

"Our teeth-cleaning procedure is 100% organic."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"I don't want them overexcited,so we don't say T-R-E-A-T around Buddy or B-E-E-R around Bob."

Dog urinating standing up.

'Pavlov's first experiment'