Performance Ninjas Pillows

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

It's to stop you getting side-tracked.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I didn't have enough fingers. I had to use a couple of toes."

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

'Enough is enough, John! You've got to choose. It's either your job or me.'

"Do as many study days as you can."

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

Johnny O'Keefe and Jack Benny.

Ballerina and the light switch.

Hipsters knit their beards.

"You people make me sick. Nonetheless, here's a little toe-tapper."

"I'm going to make eye contact only with this side because of the crick in my neck."

Living by the Clock

"The circus' new owner hired a catcher for us."

Ninja

One woman show

'Here's the problem. Our GPS system is in kilometers, not miles.'

'All right, I wanna know which ones of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

I have another call on this line that might be more productive.

Clown hitchhikes to circus

Fit-Bite

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

Regulars' Earphones

A couple watch a mime on TV surrounded by mimes.